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  • I need a vacation..
  • I like my women how I like my glasses
  • Adult Halloween Walk
  • Now sure if free time or forgetting everything
  • There are two sides to every story
  • Things I hate about my Job
  • Jus when you start to become a good person again
  • Just a reminder that mammorgramming your boobs
  • Having cats is like...
  • Solution to a bad hair day
  • My hope today is taht I will be kind to everyone
  • A best friend is someone who.....
  • Laughter is the best medicine...
  • sure i would love to come over
  • unfortunatley my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted
  • Im having fruit salad for dinner
  • Im no gynecologist
  • I need a vacation
  • Getting into a relationship may seem tempting
  • thankful that spiders do not fly
  • Way too many people actually do this
  • I laughed more thenI should have
  • I really dont have a problem with her
  • I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after....
  • I went for a run and came back after two minutes
  • Im sorry call me fashioned
  • I love what youve done with your hair
  • Im bored...
  • If you think the grass is greener on the other side..
  • I dont remember asking for your opinion
  • Classy women dont have one night stands
  • Cactus of all pricks
  • clear History
  • fuck off is better than go away
  • I learn somethig new every day
  • lots of time no desire
  • I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend
  • sarcasum in a text old chap
  • This weekends forecast shows
  • The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning
  • When a woman says When You Get A Chance....
  • When I meet people I choose whether I like them...
  • Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore
  • Why punctuation matters
  • The number of times i think SHUT THE....
  • Why yes Wal Mart Id love to wait in line for 30 minutes
  • Not only is my short term memory horrible
  • The best thing about being older is I did all my stuid shit before the internet
  • Relationships are a lot like algebra
  • No that wasnt the sound of me having an orgasm
  • Sometimes success is just getting the laundry
  • Jehovahs Witnesses dont celebrate Halloween
  • Hip Hip Hooray Halloween is near
  • Taylor Swift should be informed
  • Im not saying youre a dirty skank..
  • My New Thai Girlfriend said...
  • If her vagina had a password it would be password
  • Heres to Friday..
  • Remember Women dont fart
  • You never see churches with free wifi
  • Was the internet down
  • Out of all the friends I masturbate about
  • Zombie apocalypse partner
  • I love the one that naps
  • Whip mask and handcuffs in my moms room
  • Dont want to get slut on my hand
  • Been sober for 136 days not in a row..
  • And to think I almost swallowed you..
  • Buying store brand groceries
  • Remember when I Asked For You Opinion
  • Only toilet paper deals with more assholes than I do2
  • Im Sorry This Is A Rake and Shovel Conversation2
  • The Shaggin Wagon
  • Whew that was close
  • Youre riding a horse full speed....
  • Youre right I sholudve never called you a..
  • If she can still walk after having Sex...
  • I am writing a romantic poem about you
  • Hay thanks for getting my kid that whistle
  • I didnt text you
  • Im in love with my bed..
  • If you ever Google Gary Oldman...
  • I dont always lose my phone
  • I make up for my small tits by being extremely flexible
  • If 620 million people in India are without power...
  • For all you guys wearing skinny jeans....
  • Am I getting older or has the supermarket begun...
  • If a guys coffie order has more than 5 words...
  • A Written List..
  • Abracadabra...
  • Dear Weatherman
  • Congratulations on being one of the cool kids in high school
  • Roses are red...
  • The only honest people in the world are...
  • If your ass had a like button Id click it
  • Remember the words to every song from the 80s
  • Size Does Matter
  • Public fights on the Internet
  • Oh you exected me to keep in contact with you
  • Jealous Ass
  • Nothing shows maturity better than a good...
  • This is by far your most fucked up idea
  • Im sorry you were offended when I called you a slut
  • A heat wave In the Summer
  • Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people...
  • Im not saying its the start of the Zombie Apocalypse
  • Friendship must be built on a solid foundation
  • I suggest we drink before we go out drinking
  • My Wifes a Keynesian
  • Im starting group meetings at my house
  • You are what you eat
  • Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you
  • None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga
  • Wish I had more middle fingers
  • When I do something hilarious...
  • Science has proven that the more you go down...
  • Want to know the difference between
  • Pain Makes You Stronger
  • Its all shits and giggles until someones giggles and shits
  • Looks like its fuck this shit oclock
  • Real Friends Dont Get Offended
  • Were friends2
  • I dont hate you
  • Colorful Vocabulary
  • Success is like pregnancy
  • Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up
  • Its a joke not a dick
  • Well be best friends forever
  • Its Friday Fuck This Shit
  • You cant make somebody love you
  • Were friends
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